I am going to become a health researcher

That way I can make a bunch of money off of grants to state what we pretty much already know. Recently there was a "major" breakthrough in a study... if you adopt 4 healthy habits you can add 14 years to your life! All you have to do is 1.) Quit smoking 2.) Exercise regularly 3.) drink alcohol in moderation and 4.) eat lots of fruits and veggies. *stunned look* NO KIDDING! I mean, duh. Sure we didn't have an EXACT amount of years gained, but c'mon. Now there is a new story saying that if you are in good shape you are more likely to live longer than if you are in poor shape. Good grief. Just so you know, tomorrow I am going to post a study that eating daily, drinking fluids and breathing regularly lowers your risk of an early death. I'm available for interviews starting next week. See you on the Early Show.

Random thought for 1/8/08

I may or may not periodically post something here... I haven't decided. Most of my blogging is done on my myspace page (www.myspace.com/mattnjenn) But I thought I should at least put ONE post on here...

Today I am reminded that I have a low level case of SAD (seasonal affective disorder). That means when it's gray and nasty outside or if I just don't get much sunlight for a stretch of time, I get lethargic and moddy. Man, I hate it. Couple that with nothing to do at work and no one online to talk to..... I AM SO BORED!!!! Just thought you should know. Thanks.